The Things To Avoid Thread

**cincygreg** · January 26th, 2005, 06:53 PM

Please feel free to add any things that you feel would be in people's best interest to avoid such as...

Traffic jams when you have to pee!

Rain when in a convertable witrh the top down, probably snow and hail too.

Jogging in quicksand

Wearing a traget while hunting

Bowling uphill

Streaking in sub zero weather

Shaving with an electric carving knife

Remember that these are just helpful FYI'S of things you should probably avoid and avoid doing.

I could go on and on, but I'll let someone else take a shot. That is if anyone else wants to.

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**reason** · January 27th, 2005, 01:24 PM

Where do you come up with stuff? Better yet, why do you come up with this stuff?

**cincygreg** · January 27th, 2005, 04:33 PM

You should avoid pogo sticking around open maholes.

Probably a good idea to avoid putting on your shoes before you put on your socks.

You also might want to avoid driving on the wrong side of the road just because you have a european car.

Avoid wearing your underwear as a hat, especially when it's dirty (GR [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] SS)

Avoid tightrope walking on power lines (unless you are a bird or a squirrel)

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**cincygreg** · January 27th, 2005, 05:18 PM

I always like the far side.
I miss that and Calvin and Hobbes (which is my all time fave)

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